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MessageSujet: petites histoires   Sam 23 Mai - 8:18

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in thehouse. I said I did.
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you expecting someone evil coming into your house?'
My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not expecting the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.'

A Glock and a 1911 are arguing in a bar.
They decide the best way to solve their differences is to have a drink off.
The bartender says "Do you guys really think this is a good idea?"
The Glock says "Don't worry, he won't make it past 8 shots"

Nurse: allergies?
Ron Swanson: Cowardice and weak willed men.
Nurse: Sexual history?
Ron Swanson: Epic, and private.
Nurse: Do you have a history of mental illness in your family?
Ron Swanson: I have an uncle that does yoga.
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MessageSujet: Re: petites histoires   Sam 23 Mai - 9:46

lol Laughing
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